Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy 31, Justin Chatwin

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Do you think it's a blessing or a curse to have a birthday on Halloween? It's not like Christmas where everybody else is getting gifts on YOUR day - I think it would probably be fun to be able to have costumed birthday parties where everybody's into it. Of course I remember when I was a little kid I went to a Halloween party where they had a piñata, and I was the one who broke it open and I got SO UPSET when everybody else rushed in and started grabbing the candy - it was me who smashed the goddamned thing, those were my spoils! Buncha bastards. Point being, selfishness belongs to all of the holidays. Second point being, take those pants back off, Justin Chatwin. We're not finished here.
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