Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

District 9 (2009)

Automated Instructional Voice: When dealing with aliens, 

try to be polite, but firm. And always remember 

that a smile is cheaper than a bullet. 

Happy  34, Niell Blomkamp! 

You can make as many "just okay" movies like Elysium

  as you want as long as they all feature 

a bearded Sharlto Copley in nothing but short shorts, mate.

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