Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Friday the 13th: Part III (1982)

Andy: Goddammit, Shelly, why do you always 

have to be such an asshole? 

Shelly: Sorry, and I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor. 

Andy: Same thing. 

Happy Friday the 13th, everybody! Sorry to bring up the most reviled Friday character of all time - Shelly's so awful, ugh. He's almost as bad as Franklin in the first Texas Chain Saw Massacre. (Nobody's worse than Franklin though.) But hey I did bring up Andy too!

Gah Andy was adorable. Shame about that whole "getting a machete driven through his dick" thing. Damn you, Jason! You ruined so much fine meat in its prime. What do you have to say for yourself?