Which Is Hotter?

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Mindy Gracin, who has had theater in her bones since her stage debut in And Sarah Made a Sound, the story of a mute girl who desperately wanted to say the word jazz, or Shanna, who can't eat strawberries cuz of all the little seeds, see, they get stuck in my intestine wall cuz I got pockets in there, and then they fill up and form clumps that go rotten and get real hard and stink?

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poll by twiigs.com

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Happy 40, Kristen Wiig!

Last year on Kristen's birthday I asked whether Target Lady or Dooneese (all the way from da Finger Lakes) was hotter; I think I've got at least another decade's worth of her characters to keep me doing this annually, right? These are two of my faves here - I know a lot of people hated the Shanna skits but I reveled in their grossness. And if I could memorize every one of Mindy's shows I would be a very happy boy. And just since we're on the topic and I've been absolutely obsessed with this skit for the past couple of weeks, watch this:
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