Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Do Dump or Marry - Three Kings

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Punch punch! It's director David O. Russell's 55th birthday today, and while we're all holding our breath that his next movie American Hustle will be as much fun as its terrific trailer promises it will be, let's take a look in the way-back machine at his wonderful 1999 first Iraqi war movie Three Kings. Specifically... the mens. 

George Clooney, Spike Jonze, and Mark Wahlberg!

And all due apologies to Ice Cube, who is technically one of the "three kings" alluded to in the title, but my love for Spike Jonze trumps all that business. Especially in this movie, where's he's utterly and completely adorable. I wish he'd act more, but then we might not even get the slow trickle of movies we get from him as a director now, so it's probably for the best. Anyway feel free to write in Ice Cube if you so desire when you take to the comments...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do Spike Jonze Marry George Clooney DUMP Mark Wahlberg so he doesn't get drunk and BLIND ME like he did with that guy when he was young

Scot said...

Do Marky Mark, marry Marky Mark, dump the other 2. Dat ass!

Roark said...

Do Clooney, dump Wahlberg, marry Spike Jonze FOREVVEERRRRRRR!

billybil said...

This is tough. For a long while I thought Clooney would make a nice husband but now I think he's too ambitious and probably really into being friends with everybody. I need my husband to save time just for me. SOOO I'm thinking Spike Jones might be the best husband material. He obviously takes his time for whatever he cares about and since I'm sure he'll care about me a lot - he sounds good. And sure, I'll do Marky as much as I can. God I love his casual humor in movies like 2 Guns. He's such a butch cutie!