Today I'd rather be...
... abusing Armie Hammer.
But in a sexy way, of course. I wouldn't leave him with any (visible) marks like these pictures from the UK Men's Health (via) show. Oh I might leave him with emotional scars - in the wake of my affections he'd question everything he thought he knew, how he'd ever thought anything had any meaning before I was there, sure. That's to be expected. But I'd never bruise up that pretty face of his!
Unless, you know, that's what he was into. Then all bets are off. We already know he likes to pull hair, as long as it's not his wife. I'll never marry you, Armie. I promise.
I was hoping I'd find a better version of this last shot, or at least one I could photoshop the annoying type off of, because Armie looks very pretty on that cover - then I noticed it's called TOP Magazine and I decided I would leave that be.
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This is what Disney did to him after The Lone Ranger flopped?
Sal
Little rope burn wouldn't hurt him and that pretty face ;o)
A todo galope, indeed ;)
If Johnny Depp can survive the movie so can he. Now if his next movie flops he could be screwed (but with his clothes on...)
This asshole recently stated that he doesn't want to star in a second movie with Henry Cavill (after The Man From UNCLE) because "people might start to wonder about them"...because ya know, being gay is like...gross and stuff.
Bustorova, after he said people would start to wonder about them, the interviewer asked "What, romantically?" And Armie answered "God, I wish! He's so dreamy." He's always been pretty chill about gay themes anyway, having played J. Edgar's gay lover and all.
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