"I'm not sure why you're bothering. You will never - not in a million years - give the movie anything other than a negative review. It could check every single box of personal likes for you and you would hate it because it's a Christopher Nolan film. Meanwhile, you will heap praise on a piece of vacant, emotionless dreck like A Ghost Story and never once take issue with the fact that the lead actor is a rapist. Or you will spend hours praising effervescent masturbatory indulgences like the Twin Peaks reboot as high art. You are a fraud. An emotionally stunted child who has no business offering film criticism. "--- If Michael Kirk here was angry at me before I'd even reviewed Dunkirk then I guess he's probably none too keen on me now after I actually wrote my none too kind review. But here's to "effervescent masturbatory indulgences" though, for sure! Them's our faves!
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Regardless of the hair and how well he looks in the wet suit thingy, I still can't shake off the feeling that he was so miscast in this part. Now, if he had gone all Joe Manganiello and buffed for the role a bit, I might not disagree so heartily. But in the book he was a beefcake who slept around with everyone. In the character coming over on this poster, I just don't see it. Hoping they'll prove me wrong, but we'll see.
NO. But I was pleasantly surprised by Jenna Malone as Johanna, which I was also skeptical about.
I just can't help but think about Kellan Lutz being flirty in a wetsuit and weeping for what could have been. This casting decision will never stop perplexing me.
I would have even taken Taylor Kitsch over this bland d-bag. :(
looks more like a pretty and harmless guy about to go swimming than he does a fucking sexy god getting ready to fight for his life
The Hunger Games is set in a dystopian future, right? So why does that poster look like a still from a bad 80s music video?
The whole photoshoot reminded me of Angelina Jolie on Tomb Raider 2 poster with her silver wetsuit. I didn't like the first movie but this poster gave me a reason to watch the second...
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