Good Morning, Danny

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Every year I forget that Danny Dyer's birthday comes right after my own, nine days later - same year too, so if circumstances had been different (if I'd be born in England, or vice versa) we could've totally snuck out of our cribs and done it all over the maternity ward of the hospital. I'd have been a whole nine days old at that point too, so being the adult in the situation it would've been up to me to show him the ropes. Damn, opportunity missed! Anyway, consensual baby sex aside, the above is from a short film Danny starred in in 2005 which is new to me, and it's not often that something having to do with Danny is new to me; you can watch it over here. Be forewarned though that he spends a majority of his time in that bathtub with a girl who's blocking all the good parts, damn her.

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