Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Wizard (1989)

Corey: It's like the Adventures of Link. 

He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. 

Same difference! 

Haley: Boy, is that sexist. 

Corey: It's not sexist! It's... romantic. 

 Happy 37, Fred Savage!

I've been waiting for an excuse to post that picture 

of him in The Rules of Attraction for ages. Done!

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