Wednesday, June 05, 2013

One In, One Out, But Binoche Is Forever

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When I first heard about it I was super excited about Oliver Assayas next movie Sils Maria, which he's called his Juliette Binoche Movie - it is about an actress (played by Binoche, of course) who starts getting obsessed upon by a younger actress who's playing one of the older actress' earlier roles. Mia Wasikoswska was also in the film, and so I assumed she was the younger actress. 

Then it turned out that Wasikowska was playing Binoche's assistant, and the younger actress was going to be played by... ugh... Chloe Moretz. Or as I called her when I found out this news, "Turd in the Punchbowl." Well it seems Wasikowska can't stand Moretz either (or she had other projects to do, whatever) because now she's off the movie, and Kristen Stewart has picked up that role

This isn't going to turn into a Stewart-bashing, I don't mind Stewart at all. I mean she's no Mia Wasikowska, but I like her well enough. But the Moretz is still a problem! Eh whatever it's Juliette Binoche, with Oliver Assayas no less, I will be there the second I can be there. I just need to invent special Moretz-eliminating glasses that I can wear into the theater that will make her disappear off the screen. I'm on it!
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like Moretz much more than Stewart.

Anonymous said...

Don't understand why people like you hate on Chloe so much. Jealousy perhaps? Too lovable? Whatever the case may be, Chloe is a brilliant young actress with tremendous talent. She will be in the biz for quite a while. SO get used to it!