Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau In A Skirt


Hooray, my plan is working! I just keep posting and posting and posting about Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and he keeps getting more work. Yes, it's all my effort here that's getting this done - it has nothing to do with his supernatural manliness or professional talents or any of that hoo-hah. It is me! Me! Ha ha ha! Ahem. 

Speaking of Gods among men, Nicky's lined up a new part, and it sounds like a big 'un (he's used to big parts, wocka wocka) - he's going to play "The God of the Sky" in Gods of Egypt, the next movie from Dark City director Alex Proyas. (We call him "Dark City director Alex Proyas" because we choose to ignore everything he's done since Dark City.)

Anyway it's a team-up movie involving NCW's character and a human and a goddess all going on a quest together or whatever - all's I care is the costuming's good! Nicky's 6'2" - you know he's got some legs on him. I'm thinking they should take their notes from 300 or The Immortals, and ignore something like the Clash of the Titans movies which seemed utterly and insanely terrified of Sam Worthington's glorious calves. Here I made a chart:

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