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Serial Mom (1994)

Sloppy: Will you believe that goddamn litter bugger? 

Beverly: I have told her and told her. It takes ninety 

to a hundred years for a tin can to decompose, 

and she still won't recycle. 

 Gus: Cost the tax payers millions of dollars last year. 

But she don't care nothing about the national budget! 

Beverly: I hate Mrs. Ackerman. 

Gus: I hate her too. 

Sloppy: I hate her guts. 

You know, somebody ought to kill her. 

Gus: Yeah, give her a happy face, and then recycle her. 

Beverly: For the sake of this planet, someone just might. 

Happy 59, Kathleen Turner!

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