Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Armie Hammer Sex Talk

Well I suppose he's talking to Playboy so this is the sort of thing that's bound (heh, bound) to come up but head over there to read Armie talk about wearing masks and tying knots, in an uh home environment mind you, and how once you get married you can't really yank your wife's hair anymore. Good grief, Armie. From there he moves on to his masturbation business in middle school (I am not making this shit up), how he has to compensate for his "huge penis," and the enthusiastic gay schtupping going on in J Edgar Hoover's life. I love this unchecked Armie! Oh and I do want to share his thoughts on starring in a 50 Shades of Gray movie though, because ha!

"I mean, come on — it’s just mommy porn. I’m not going to sit on top of the laundry machine in spin cycle reading about putting a ball gag in someone’s mouth. That doesn’t do it for me.”


Joey said...

I might need to change my shorts now...

Derreck said...

and i need to take a long shower.

I haven't decided if it'll be a hot or cold one.

James T said...

What the guys above said..

Also, I bet his wife now feels really stupid for marrying him and not stay his girlfriend.

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