Listen, I knew that Andrew Garfield's rump was helped out a little bit with some discreet padding in the costume he wore in the first movie. I was okay with this. You were okay with this. We were all okay with this. We just communally decided that we wouldn't say anything about it, and enjoy the fruits of everybody's labors. It was work going towards the most divine of intentions - who's going to complain about that? But somebody, I don't know, who, I don't want to point fingers, or say that maybe their name rhymes with Schmandrew Schmarfield or anything, but somebody decided they'd go au naturel this time around, and that somebody made a mistake.
It's okay! We're gonna get through this! We all make mistakes. Recognizing that a mistake was made it like 75% of the challenge. Now you just have to go and reshoot your entire multi-million dollar movie, with some padding, is all. Super simple! I will work for free, I swear it. Gimme that girl's job, the one on the left down below. I'll make magic happen! (pics via)