Monday, April 08, 2013

Starf*cker

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After leaving the Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert last night I saw Seann William Scott with a bunch of friends on 14th street; this pissy tweet I sent out right after passing him expresses the gist:


I tend to just walk right into people who refuse to move over, so imagine my consternation that it was my boyfriend who SWS didn't move over for - I would've slammed right into him, and it would have been awesome because he would've gotten the word that YOU MOVE THE FUCK OVER on the sidewalk, and secondly, I would have gotten to touch Seann William Scott. Win win! I've always thought Seann was good looking but post-rehab he is looking really good. Even if he's a dick who doesn't move over on the sidewalk. I saw that Dukes of Hazzard movie, buddy - you owe me, not the other way around.
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3 comments:

Joey said...

I would let him be so rude to me...

Lightning from the Future said...

IN.EX.CUSABLE!!

Anonymous said...

I just LOVE this. My friend and I are always complaining about bitches who in what is supposed to be a polite society,don't move the fuck over. It's supposed to be " you move a little, and I move a little and that's how the world functions without wars and pestilence". But increaslingly my friend has resorted to the body slam to those who don't unless the person looks like they could be carrying a concealed simitar. A body slam to SWS would certainly have been entertaining but I'm just glad to read there is someone else who is sick of people who don't move the fuck over.