Wednesday, April 24, 2013

My Failed Matt Tom Sandwich

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I haven't brought this up before and I don't want to pause upon it too much at this moment either but can you even effing believe it that Tom Hardy and Matthias Schoenaerts were filming a movie together for several weeks at an extremely well-documented location in Brooklyn and I never got my ass out there to the site? I need my stalker's permit revoked. Yes, it's true - I only have a permit. I haven't passed the test yet. I don't think Jake Gyllenhaal wears underwear so there's no underwear drawer in which to photograph myself rummaging. Conundrum! Anyway, I am a loser, the end.




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