Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Wonderfalls (2004)

Security Guard: You have choices, life choices. 

This was a bad life choice. That's why you're in 

an unpleasant situation. Unpleasant situations 

can be avoided by making good life choices. 

Jaye: I have to disagree. I make good life choices. 

Mostly because they're forced on me, but I make them. 

And I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. 

You know why? Because even if you have a choice 

it can and will be taken away from you. We're all fate's bitch. 

You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now. 

The first episode of Wonderfalls aired nine years ago yesterday. I miss it all the time. But hey let's look on the bright side - in 22 days we get Caroline Dhavernas on a new Bryan Fuller show! Yes in this case "the bright side" is a show about a man pan-roasting human beings. (And unsurprisingly, this is not out of the ordinary for me.)