A Handful Of Zano

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Whoa! Wait a minute! Hold up! This (sadly) doesn't happen very often but somehow a scene of Utmost Importance slipped completely betwixt my fingers. Much like Nick Zano's junk can be seen slipping back and forth betwixt his fingers up above, in fact. Looking thru my archives I see how it happened - it was February of 2008 the first time I posted about Mr. Zano, and that was because he got himself cast in the fourth Final Destination movie. (We all know how that turned out.)

(It turned out well.) The only reason to know who he was before that was if you were a big fan of Amanda Bynes and/or Jennie Garth (I was not) and watched the What I Like About You television show (I was not) or if you watched The Hills - I believe he dated one of those girls? I have no idea. His other credits never caught my eye - like for instance he played "Camera Salesman" in the Fat Albert movie. (Oh my god there was a Fat Albert movie, anybody remember that? Kenan Thompson would rather we forgot, I imagine.)

Anyway even though at that point in 2008 once I knew he was in a Final Destination movie I should have had him well on my radar, I failed - I failed you, I failed myself - and totally missed the movie he was in that came out that Summer, called College. And thus, I missed this scene, until today, when I saw it was Nick's birthday and decided to wish him a happy. And he gave me a happy in return!

So much happy. Alright so this depends on your tolerance for staring at pictures of a shirtless Nick Zano handling his junk - if it's low, you've probably already seen enough and don't need to hit the jump. If on the other hand you're not a total weirdo and you can never have enough of a shirtless Nick Zano handling his junk, you really should hit the jump then, because this is the place to see a lot of such a thing. A whole heckuva lot.