Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Paranormal Activity 4 in 150 Words or Less

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The law of diminishing returns reaches its infinitesimal stage with this here fourth Paranormal film - bring a magnifying glass along with you to this flick in order to suss out the scares. These movies have always relied upon the awfulness of strangers - I know a lot of you couldn't stand Katie and Micah from the get-go, but they were beacons of sparkling personality compared to these turds in the fish-bowl. (Although the characters in the second film remain the undisputed champs of churlishness, so brava them.) Honestly here just a couple of days after watching this movie I couldn't even tell you a single thing that I remember scaring me. I feel like the directors were playing video games while they were supposed to be directing this. "Yeah yeah walk through the room again, that's great, cut." Indifference drips off the screen, thick as rancid ectoplasm.
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