Friday, January 11, 2013

Good Morning, World

Wanna hear something disgusting? I had tickets to see Sebastian Stan looking like this in Picnic here in NYC on stage last month and I didn't go. I don't remember why even, it was some lame excuse. But I missed this. On purpose. I am a fool worthy of your derision and endless scorn.

This post should be considered my suicide note. I'm performing ritual hari-kari here at my desk as I type this. The shame. THE SHAME. I knew he had the sexy William Holden role and would be taking his top off - what I didn't know was he would use that opportunity to turn himself into this.

UNF. Good lord. I bet he took some tips from Chris Evans on Captain America. Well whatever the case, I am the world's biggest fool and you all need to pelt me with eggs. Til then, hit the jump for a whole bunch more, including the video!


The Bloody Munchkin said...

Get yourself tickets to that every night before it closes, if only to bath in the spectacle of Sebastian Stan's glorious pecks over and over.

How does one apply for the job to oil Sebastian's torso for the duration of this play? Because that sounds like a perfect job for me.

Jason Adams said...

Yeah I'd already gone and bought myself another ticket to the show before I even finished this post. I will not be such a fool again!

The Bloody Munchkin said...

As Rightly you should've. Good on you. If I was within a 50 mile radius of this, nothing could keep from that spectacle. I'll be in NYC in April and my only regret is that this play won't be at the same time. :(