Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Keith: These guys are such fucking dirt bags, man. 
I'm just sitting there, trying to read my book,
and they're all crowded around
watching "cum omelette" on someone's iPhone.
Aura: What is "cum omelette"? 
Keith: A porn video. 
Aura: What happens in it? 
Keith: Pretty self explanatory. 

I wish David Call (Keith in Tiny Furniture) would show up on Girls. He and Adam Driver and/or Christopher Abbott could fool around. Lena owes us some gay stuff since she had the gay dude put his penis in Brian Williams' daughter last episode.

1 comment:

will h said...

David Call in Tiny Furniture was everything. I keep waiting for him to pop up on Girls. I need it.