Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

GI Jane (1997)

Master Chief John Urgayle: I never saw a wild thing

sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead

from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

I came across GI Jane on TV a few weeks back and so I tried to rewatch for the first time in many a moon - I'd been fixating on Viggo Mortensen's sexy-man military mustache not long before this, serendipity - and oh my god it's just horrible nearly unwatchable nonsense. I say nearly because... well it has Viggo Mortensen's sexy-man military mustache. And Jason Beghe in a bathtub!

Oh I guess I should say happy 75 to Ridley Scott, 

since that was the point of all of this rambling.

More Prometheuses and fewer GI Janes, okay dude?
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