Monday, November 05, 2012

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Eva: So, the daddy bear plants his seed
in the mommy bear and it grows into an egg.
Kevin: Is this about fucking?
Eva: Do you know what that means?
Kevin: The boy puts his pee pee in the girl's doo doo. 

 Happy 52, Tilda!


Anonymous said...

I love Tilda so much! There's this girl who works as a cashier at the grocery store near me who looks EXACTLY like Tilda with platinum blonde hair! She freaked me out the first time I saw her. Her name is Shelby but I can't help calling her Baby Tilda everytime I'm at the store.

BradH said...

Tilda is the Goddess of the earth.
Did you see I am Love?
I had problems with "Kevin" You can't tell me she only took that kid to the Dr once regarding his behavior. Also in that up-scale suburb, the school psychologist, principal, guidance councellors wold have called her daily to report that her son was loony.