Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Semi-Annual Jason Statham Pec Check

Every time there's a new trailer for a new Jason Statham movie, two things happen. One, we all realize again that Jason Statham keeps making the same movies over and over again. (And yet I watch them all, because this is my cross to bear.) And two, I painstakingly scour these new trailers frame by frame for the inevitable little promises of Jason Statham shirtlessness. So here we are. The trailer for his new - excuse me, "new" - movie Parker is out (via) and here is the single brief glimpse of Statham shirtlessness held within:

Honestly the gray-haired priest get-up is more exciting - all that lady-macking's no good, I tells ya. I prefer it when they keep the Statham character strangely sexless, which happens more than you'd think. (He vibes on touching men hard more than caressing ladies softly, ya dig.) Here's the trailer:

All that said I don't know if I'll be able to do this movie;
Jennifer Lopez just makes me cringe and cringe.


The Bloody Munchkin said...

I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but Statham can rock the hell out of a cowboy hat, and that is hard thing to pull off. Heh. Hard thing. heh. Pull off.

dk468 said...

"......just makes me cringe and cringe."

Yep, every thing that thingy touches turns to sh$t..... Let's just hope that Jason kills that &%$#@ in the first five min. ..... Well, one can always hope! ;-P