Semi-Annual Jason Statham Pec Check

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Every time there's a new trailer for a new Jason Statham movie, two things happen. One, we all realize again that Jason Statham keeps making the same movies over and over again. (And yet I watch them all, because this is my cross to bear.) And two, I painstakingly scour these new trailers frame by frame for the inevitable little promises of Jason Statham shirtlessness. So here we are. The trailer for his new - excuse me, "new" - movie Parker is out (via) and here is the single brief glimpse of Statham shirtlessness held within:

Honestly the gray-haired priest get-up is more exciting - all that lady-macking's no good, I tells ya. I prefer it when they keep the Statham character strangely sexless, which happens more than you'd think. (He vibes on touching men hard more than caressing ladies softly, ya dig.) Here's the trailer:

All that said I don't know if I'll be able to do this movie;

Jennifer Lopez just makes me cringe and cringe.

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