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That picture is totally making me rewrite the London Olympics into something much more action-packed than they were. You do know that once upon a time Jason Statham was a diver, right? So naturally I'm mentally writing a story of terrorism set in the world of competitive diving... and naturally, this all leads to Jason Statham and Dolph Lundgren kidnapping a speedo-clad Tom Daley for... nefarious... purposes...
Yes please! Anyway there be a whole bunch of movies out today, including The Expendables 2... which yes will now totally pale in comparison to the story I just laid out. Take that, Stallone!
Also out is Cosmopolis, which I've reviewed twice (once twice) now, and Sparkle, Whitney Houston's final film, which I have also seen and which I throw down a couple of very quick thoughts about in this week's piece over at Celebrity Beehive, where I also talk up all the other movies (ParaNorman, Compliance, Robot and Frank, The Odd Life of Timothy Green) out today.
But really, this is all you're thinking about. Admit it.
Anybody seen Terry Crews? He loves speedos.
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Dude, we could finish that script off so easy (Hee. Finish. Hee. Off). It practically writes itself.
Yep, I need to see your film, JA...man, that Tom Daley -- we're just lucky he turned 18 just before the big show and thereby legitimized all the fantasies of us leches!
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