Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

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Pee Wee's Playhouse (1986)

Pee-wee: Hey Mr. Window, what's the opposite of big?
Mr. Window: Small?
Pee-wee: No.
Mr. Window: Tiny?
Pee-wee: No.
Mr. Window: Teeny?
Pee-wee: No.
Mr. Window: Itsy-bitsy?
Pee-wee: No!
Mr. Window: Petite.
Pee-wee: No.
Mr. Window: Miniscule.
Pee-wee: No!
Mr. Window: Dinky?
Pee-wee: No!
Mr. Window: Then what is it, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee: Little!
Everyone: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

 Happy 60, Paul Reubens!

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