Friday, August 24, 2012

Do Dump or Marry - Un Gallic Triptych

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Of the several movies coming out this weekend which I just wrote up over at Celebrity Beehive, it's the late-to-our-shores 2010 French film Little White Lies that's got me the most hot and bothered and that's because of its director and its cast. Its director is Guillaume Canet, who we gave good gratutity to back in April; he is Marion Cotillard's lover (it's perfectly acceptable to use that word without giggling because they are French) and did plenty of acting on his own... I mean obviously he did, with that face.

Meanwhile in front of the camera Guillaume wrangled two of our favorite French fellows, recent Best Actor winner slash big-time object du crush Jean Dujardin...

 ... and Benoît Magimel, who we've been angling for ever since Isabelle Huppert told him to sit on her face in The Piano Teacher.

Bonus points - I do believe that Benoît's character is of the homo persuasion in LWL.

By most accounts the movie is not that great but really with a cast this pretty, do you entirely care? Sometimes just staring at pretty people is plenty. Often times. Anyway now you should tell me in the comments who you'd do who you'd dump and who you'd marry.
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8 comments:

The Bloody Munchkin said...

Marry the hot director dude, because who wouldn't want to wake up next to that for the rest of their lives,

Dump Dujardin cause I just don't get the hype ya'll.

Do, Benoit Magimel,

Anonymous said...

Do - Benoit Magimel (beautiful, he doesn't play a completely believable homosexual but I think I could change that)

Dump - Guillaume Canet (boring)

Marry - Jean Dujardin (charming, funny and I could 'do' him everyday. Life would be perfect)

maja said...

dujardin does nothing for me. nothing. and i know that sounds pretty crazy, blasphemous or whatever. dump him without hesitation.

magimel and canet, on the other hand are just too yummy.
but i'd probably do canet and marry magimel for lifetime of "sitting on my face". yes, please. or me sitting on his. whatever, we'll take turns.

Prospero said...

Do Dujardin
Dump Magimel
Marry Canet

G.B. said...

What am I not seeing in Guillaume Canet?

Anonymous said...

Dump Magimel - Sorry.
Do Canet
Marry Dujardin

But I could accept a thresome with Canet and Dujardin

Anonymous said...

Rim: JdJ

Dump: the rest

Wyatt Renfro said...

I would DO Guillaume Canet all over the French Rivera.

I have no idea who Benoit Magimel is. So DUMP him in Sienne.

MARRY Jean Dujardin so I get to caress his ass always.