Colin Farrell Makes Me Wish I Had Three Hands

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What is it about that top shot that's making me giggle so much? (Sidenote: I don't actually "giggle.") It's such a ridiculous pose. It's like, "Hey I was totally gonna take a dump in this lawn, but then I saw THE WORLD EXPLODING over my shoulder," or something. Ridiculous. The picture of Colin on the lower-right is right to stare and point mockingly, even though it's more of the same silliness. Although it's more like, "Hey I was just gonna take a dump on this lawn, but then I saw ALIENS INVADING."

Anyway speaking of Colin Farrell plus aliens (sweet transition, me!), the remake of Total Recall's out today! I never got around to mentioning it when it was revealed but we did indeed get confirmation (at Comic-Con, where else) that there's a three-titted hooker in this one. Not that that's a sign of quality (apparently - shockingly! - the movie sucks), but it does imply that Len Wiseman's heart (slash dick) was in the right place. And for once, the right place wasn't Kate Beckinsale! (Ba dum bump, bing.)

On that note, head over to Celebrity Beehive where I've written up what's out this weekend in the movie theaters, maybe even near you. And here's some recent pics of Colin at the beach to wet (whet?) your, uh, appetite. (Appetite?)