Monday, July 02, 2012

Do Dump or Marry - Three Men of Middle Earth


Okay so how I arrived here's a little overly complicated for what it is, but it is what it is, so... it is. Today is July 2nd, otherwise known as the exact middle point of the year. It's the 182nd day, meaning in a regular year there's another 182 days or in a leap year, like this year, there's another 183 days. Anyway the fact that we're in the middle of the year made me think of two things - Malcolm in the Middle and Middle Earth. And I decided that going with the sexy hobbits and elves was a better choice for this sort of thing than asking you anything about the other possible trio. (Plus somehow I'd never done this way back when it was actually relevant, so why not now?)

See? Overly complicated for what it is, but it is what it is. Like I said. So in honor of this here middle, tell me who you'd do, who you'd dump, and who you'd marry out of Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, and Orlando Bloom. The end.


Wyatt Renfro said...

I would DO Orlando Bloom. He seems boring, but could be a good lay.

DUMP Monohan. No offense Dominic.

MARRY Elijah Wood. He is so damn cute.

Anonymous said...

I would love the opportunity to do, dump and/or marry all three in order or all at once!

John said...

Do Elijah Wood, because I have a very specific fantasy involving him that I won't get into here because nobody wants to hear it. Suffice it to say, definite do.

Dump Orlando Bloom, because he is way too bland.

Marry Charlie, because then he can get me back to the Island and I can make out with Sawyer under the giant statue.

olins said...

Do, do, do, do Elijah and who cares about the rest.

Doug said...

Dump them all, but especially Elijah. Ick. Orlando is only a maybe. Dominick looks like he smells bad.

Anonymous said...

Do: Elijah, just so I can say I have, I guess.

Dump: Dominic, because.... yeah.

Marry: Orlando, because of the three, he's the best looking, the tallest, the wealthiest, and seems nice in interviews. I'm actually not that attracted to him, but the other options are dubious at best.

Joe Reid said...


DO Orlando Bloom and satisfy a decade-long urge.

DUMP Monaghan because Charlie was the WORST on "Lost."

MARRY Elijah Wood because I weirdly used to have that very fantasy? I dunno. Weird times.

Anonymous said...

Do: Wood
Dump: Bloom
Marry: Monaghan

Anonymous said...

Do Dom Monaghan
Dump Orlando Bloom, I don't like him
Merry Elijah Wood, I Love him, he is so cute