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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

Christie: No offense, Michele, but how in the world did *you* think of Post-Its? 

Michele: Uh... Actually I invented a special kind of glue. 

Christie: Oh really? Well then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account of exactly how you concocted this miracle glue, would you? 

Michele: No. Um, well, ordinarily when you make glue first you need to thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? And then I thought maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process and it turns out I was right.

Can you believe that Romy and Michele turned 15 back in April? Gah we're all old. Every one of you! Even you, just born baby scanning the internet on your crib-side iPad - you're old, too! And you look like a monkey. Ahem. So shouldn't we be going to the movies to see Romy and Michelle's 25th High School Reunion? Dammit. Anyway hey look Romy and Michele's getting the super duper Blu-ray treatment in August. That's awesome, at least.