Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

Felicia: Whores. Whores! 

There is evil in the world.

Look around you. You see what is happening.

Clyde: Felicia, please...

Felicia: Whores. In our town, in our very homes.

You know who I'm talking about.

You know what's going on in that house.

Perversions. Vice. Shamelessness.

Cavorting with that devil.

Clyde: She's all right. She's a little upset.

Felicia: Drugs will be next. Murder.

Incest. Rape. Spanish flies.

Dildos. Anal intercourse...