Friday, June 29, 2012

American Whoring Story

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Hey look hot piece Chris Zylka has joined the cast of the second season of American Horror Story! Do you think he has "Property of Ryan Murphy" permanently tattooed on his most perfect ass or maybe they just went with magic marker? I suppose covering it up with make-up when he has his inevitable string of nudie scenes would be time and labor intensive. Says EW about his character:

"Zylka is staying mum on his character’s details, [but] EW has learned that he will in fact be playing a character named Daniel, who is the “Most Beautiful Boy in the World”… and also a deaf-mute."

Casting Chris Zylka and then making him unable to speak is perhaps the greatest thing Ryan Murphy will ever do. And in summation, yes I am just totally jealous. I mean, aren't you? LOOK AT HIM!


1 comment:

John said...

Woody Allen once said he wanted to be reincarnated as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I want to come back as Ryan Murphy's fingertips. Evan Peters, Darren Criss, Chris Zylka, Andrew Rannells, Zachary Quinto, Chord Overstreet...busy, busy.