Friday, May 18, 2012

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...


... getting Bent with Clive and Nikolaj.



I've admitted this before, but I like to think of Bent as a ten minute short film that tells the story of the forbidden love affair between a well-mustachioed Jew and the prettiest darn Nazi you ever did see. Everything just gets so gosh-darn depressing after this part, ya know?


When I talked about this before though I also mentioned the fact that I first saw Bent at a film festival back in 1997, and then when I saw the movie on video a couple of years later I found a moment I remembered rather vividly having been edited out. Much to my chagrin! Well apparently it wasn't edited out overseas and thanks to the wonders of the internet I just found it again. Hooray! The whole clip's at this link, but after the jump I will share the NSFW part 'd been missing (along with a whole bunch more Nikolaj, just cuz)...


It's funny how 15 years will turn something small so much bigger, am I right? I remember there being much more to this orgy then there appears to have been. Huh. It's so dark and you can barely see Clive and Nikolaj going at it back there. Here's a lightened up frame:


If I knew how to lighten that entire gif without having to go through it frame by frame I would, but that's more effort than I'm willing to spazz over just this minute. (That is entirely an invitation to somebody else, by the way. Go for it!) I'm too busy spazzing over other things. Like here's fourteen recent pictures of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, just cuz. Mmm Kingslayer...









1 comment:

Anne said...

What a cute couple. Damn those Nazi for trying to break them up with their stupid Holocaust!