Suspiciously Darkened Spider Package

I maybe should've edited our previous post, which was all about staring at Andrew Garfield's junk in The Amazing Spider-Man, to add in some more talk about Andrew Garfield's junk in The Amazing Spider-Man, which is what this will be, but this here tidbit seemed to warrant it's own moment. JJ has two new posters for the film and god did they go out of their way to dial down the bulge.

My eyes are all workin' their way down - that's nice, that's nice, oh yes I like that there WHAT THE FUCK. There is a black vortex, an absence of light, a nightmare of nothingness, where his junk should be. Dear marketeers, the last place one goes looking for nihilism is a superhero's crotch! Goddamn. If I wanted to contemplate deepest and darkest despair I'd be watching a modern-day rom-com.
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