Monday, May 07, 2012

More Wahlbergian Miami Balcony Escapades

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(pics via) I feel like there's a joke putting "Funky Bunch" and "Fruit of the Loom" together here that's escaping me. And somebody probably made it twenty years ago when he was an underwear model. But what is Mark Wahlberg's deal lately? An ever skimpier string of outfits on his hotel balcony (next up: thong?)... this really feels like press baiting, and he hasn't seemed this desperate for it since he pranced around in his tighty-whities on MTV every other second with the Funky Bunch back in the day. I'd say it was Michael Bay's influence but seeing Marky Mark in his underpants isn't really one of the evils of the world and those are Bay's specialty. See more pics after the jump.





4 comments:

RJ said...

Jesus ... Marky Mark really does love us.

Anonymous said...

It's his Zac Efron impersonation.

The Bloody Munchkin said...

All of that, and no push ups? Or pull Ups? Or, for the love of little green apples, Jumping jacks? Come on Marky Mark. Don't tease.

Anonymous said...

Mark looking good in his little black undies. It would be sexier if they were Calvin Klein instead of Jockey.