Thursday, May 03, 2012

If I See One More Person...

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... call Channing Tatum "fat" in these pictures I will have no choice but to reenact the "Greed" scene from Seven by carving off my own far more ungainly midsection with a letter opener, and nobody wants that, right? (God I hope nobody wants that.) So stop it, please.


9 comments:

shawnp said...

if only he'd sensibly take the shorts out of the equation then everyone would see he isn't.

see? there's a reason to remove the shorts.

it's for his own good.

Jason Adams said...

If he takes off his shorts then everybody will see his chubby, shawnp! (ba dum bum, ping)

Anonymous said...

He's not fat. I mean.... I guess he's got more fat on him than normal, but he's always a big guy. Look at that first photo.... his shoulders are massive!

Tyler said...

Give me a break. This is what 95% of men look like w/o their shirts on. Channing may be a lot of things but fat is not one of them.

John T said...

Tyler-if this is what 95% of men look like without their shirt on, I've become severely depressed-most men look far, far worse than this.

Anonymous said...

I like men with a little meat on them. In fact he could be a bit meaty-er.

Brit said...

He's not fat at all! That being said, with his now averageish body, what is he really bringing to the table at this point? Not a sexy face or versatile talent, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

this is "fat" for hollywood. But it's pretty damn fit outside.
I've noticed that Channing tends to chub up a bit when not filming a movie. And then he immediately loses it when he needs. So really, he is actually flaunting in everyone's face that he can eat whatever he wants and then lose it with the drop of a hat. Bastard.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he can lose it right now, easily, bbbuuuttttt, put a few more years on the table and you will either see him doing Wheaties commercials or boning up at the gym every day , watching what he eats , or sitting back collecting his social security and Medicare.