Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Stacy: Do you think guys find that attractive?

Linda: Oh, give me a break, Stacy.
You're much prettier than them.

Stacy: Yeah but they look more sophisticated.

You'd probably think they'd be better in bed.

Linda: What do you mean 'better in bed.'
You either do it or you don't.

Stacy: No there are variables that, like, I might not be good at.

Linda: What variables?

Stacy: (shyly) Like, you know, giving blow jobs.

Linda: What's the big deal?

Stacy: Well I never did it.

Linda: There's nothing to it.
You just have to practice a little first.

Relax these muscles. Think of your throat as an open tunnel.

Stacy: What happens... don't laugh at me, but when a guy

has an orgasm... you know, like, how much comes out?

Linda: A quart or so.

I really did, no joke, learn what blow-jobs were from Fast Times. 

I knew right away I found them a very interesting concept!

Thanks, and happy 60th birthday, Amy Heckerling!

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