I guess we know why that volcano erupted! If it's true that Charlize Theron and Alexander Skarsgard are "casually dating" (read: fucking each other's beautiful brains out) then you'd best hold onto your butts, because the coming together of their giant blonde private parts is the biggest and most convincing argument I've heard that the Mayans were right and the world's about to blow up real good. Therefore, since their erotic copulations are going to be responsible for all of humanity's doom, I think it's only right they have to do it for all of us to see. Want to unite all of the world? Create a channel on the TV that shows Skarsgard and Theron fucking twenty-four seven - hello, you've got seven billion pairs of eyeballs now..