Thursday, April 19, 2012

The World Demands The Sex Tape


I guess we know why that volcano erupted! If it's true that Charlize Theron and Alexander Skarsgard are "casually dating" (read: fucking each other's beautiful brains out) then you'd best hold onto your butts, because the coming together of their giant blonde private parts is the biggest and most convincing argument I've heard that the Mayans were right and the world's about to blow up real good. Therefore, since their erotic copulations are going to be responsible for all of humanity's doom, I think it's only right they have to do it for all of us to see. Want to unite all of the world? Create a channel on the TV that shows Skarsgard and Theron fucking twenty-four seven - hello, you've got seven billion pairs of eyeballs now.


Sandisan said...

This news makes me quite uncomfortable. IN MY PANTS.

Ms Scrappy said...

I don't know whom I more jealous of I find both of them crazy hot.

gerda said...

Two of my favouritest people ever hooking up? Yes, please.

But I doubt it'll go any where because for one of the most beautiful women in the entire world Charlize sure has a penchant for ugly men and Alexander is just too pretty to last with her.

Maybe with age she'll learn that it's not what's on the inside that counts, it's what's on the outside. ;)