Monday, April 02, 2012

Which is Hotter?

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... Chris Meloni: cop or criminal?
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A happy 51st birthday to Mr. Meloni today. I think most of you will agree with me that there's really not much of a contest here - who hasn't wanted to have their neck snapped with Meloni cock in their mouth at one time or another? - but perhaps some of you will opt for the good guy. The good guy's given up some skin too...


And truth be told I'm holding out (probably impossible and futile) hopes that his role on True Blood this Summer will just blow everything else out of the water. All that would take is... say, for five seconds of him and Alexander Skarsgard making out. That's all I'm asking for. I mean... okay, that's not really true but I'll take that. I'm asking for a lot more, really. A Skarsgard Meloni Manganiello threeway oughta do it? Yeah that sounds right. Happy day, Meloni!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stabler is hot but Keller would let you blow him.. so he wins, obviously.

Derreck said...

Well, Keller is one of the most fascinating characters i've ever seen, plus, he was one half of one of the most romantic (and probably the most emotionally abusive) relationship i've ever seen on TV so he wins.

Plus, nakedness.

Never seen that shot of Stabler in the skimpy undies though. mmm.

Toby said...

This poll actually made me snicker a little.

Keller was/is one of the hottest characters ever created. He's a homicidal lunatic who was in a co-dependent, self-destructive relationship with a straight single dad which most of the time consisted out of either them fucking like animals or trying to kill each other.

Oh and he also spread his ass at the camera and tried to seduce a nun by wagging his dick in her face. Like I said hottest character ever.

Toby said...

Oh and FYI that blue briefs shot you used for Keller is actually from an early SUV episode.