Quote of the Day II

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Okay today is apparently all about the super packages. First it was Mark Ruffalo's inadequate Hulk peen, and now there's this exchange between Spider-Man Andrew Garfield and Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show:

Ellen: Was there anything under that suit? It's so skin tight it seems you would see lines of underwear or something like that. Is there anything under there? Nothing under there?

Andrew: It's just me.

Ellen: Did you feel naked?

Andrew: Yeah, It's the worst. It's made of something that is designed to make you irritated.

Au contraire, Andrew Garfield, that feeling I am feeling right now is the exact opposite of irritated. Although it does involve a tingling sensation. It's my own special brand of Spider Sense! It's actually not all that different from Peter Parker's though since both lead to sticky white substances shooting across the room. (Oh god, make me stop.) He continues:

"One of the first nights we were out in location in downtown L.A. in a parking structure and I knew there were paparazzi taking terrible, unflattering shots of my, you know, everything. Knowing that your keester is being shot from many different angles makes you very uncomfortable."

In summation, Spider-Bum!