Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:



Stuart: I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bum-boy, batty-boy, backside-artist bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-assed, fudge-packin', shit-stabbin' uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I'm fucked. I suck and I'm sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fuckin' time of his life. And I am not a pervert. 

Happy 44, Aidan Gillen!


1 comment:

John said...

I have the original QAF on DVD and I loved that scene. Stuart's bratty nephew was blackmailing him and threatened to tell his family he's gay. The kid was so cocky about it and Stuart just outs himself and the first time I saw it I laughed so hard. If that was one of my nephews he wouldn't get any Christmas or birthday gifts anytime soon, no respect for his elders...