I Am Link

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--- Wettest Men - Here's a picture of Tom Hardy and Shia LaBeaouf staring wanna-hump-hump eyes at each other in John Hillcoat's long delayed but supposedly good anyways drama now called Lawless, once called The Wettest Country in the World, then just The Wettest County - I suppose it's the title that's been holding them up? (via)

--- Telekinetic Debacle - Nat took that "Chloe Moretz is Carrie White!" news to task by making an actual intelligent argument about her fundamental wrongness for the role instead of just making a resigned snarky sigh like I did.

--- And speaking of Nat he finally got around to naming his Sexpots and Villains and Heroes and Divas for his Film Bitch 2011 awards and they're filled with goodies, including another opportunity to gawk at Lee Jung-Jae searing hotness in The Housemaid. And I will take this opportunity myself!

--- PTA Meeting - We'd heard that Paul Thomas Anderson's next movie the "Is it is or is it ain't a take on Scientology?" movie The Master was going to come out in October and now we've got confirmation - October 12th, to be exact. At least limited-ly. Which means New York, I win!

--- Closet Hamm - Far be it from me not to link to a video of Jon Hamm getting molested in a closet by a gay tickle spider.

--- Get Iced - Michael Shannon has an extremely long and dangerous phallic object swinging between his legs is all I'm getting from this first poster for his hitman movie The Iceman. I'm impressed. Watch out - he's gonna shoot!

--- Pretty Future - The Wachowskis are currently making that Cloud Atlas movie with Tom Tykwer I guess (somebody re-encourage me to pick that book back up; I got ten pages in and stalled a few months ago) but they're already lining up their next project - it's called Jupiter Ascending and it's a sci-fi flick but they're being all secretive as to what it's about. They want it to star Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis though, so appraently it's about very very hot people doing something.

--- On The Wall - The trailers have been so obnoxiously awful that I have to admit I'm surprised to hear Glenn lavish such praise on Tarsem's Mirror Mirror - he, like me, has long admired Tarsem though so I think I should listen. Also, Armie Hammer, yes.

--- Dino-soured - Netflix has decided that Terra Nova was too expensive (slash awful, no doubt) or whatever for them to pick up, so the dinos are dead. Hot piece Jason O'Mara already has a new project lined up so I don't really care. Hopefully it's a show about one man's terrifying allergy to clothing.

--- Snow Man - Thing to read later that I haven't read yet: an interview at AICN with Donald Sutherland, currently seen slithering his way through a really bright rose garden in The Hunger Games.

--- And finally, I love this behind-the-scenes gallery of pictures from The Avengers so much I couldn't choose just one, so here's three. Joss plus Renner and Hemwsorth biceps, ho!