I don't think I ever asked this question last Summer when I should have so I'll ask it here as we glance back at the year in retrospect. Now that their respective movies have come and gone we'll be able to have an opinion formed upon more than just their impressively non-existant body fat percentages, so our answers may be different then they were way back when anyway.
Which of 2011's super men - Chris Evans as Captain America,
Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern,
and Chris Hemsworth as Thor
- would you do, dump or marry?
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Do: Chris Evans
Dump: Ryan Reynolds
Marry: Chris Hemsworth
Duh.
Exactly what sowhatelse said. Yummy Chris Hemsworth Matrimony.
Do: Chris Hemsworth
Dump: Ryan Reynolds
Marry: Chris Evans
Sorry Ryan! (uh, not really)
"Do: Chris Evans
Dump: Ryan Reynolds
Marry: Chris Hemsworth
Duh."
THIS.
Do Ryan Reynolds
Dump Chris Hemsworth
Marry Chris Evans
DO Cap (poke-able bosoms!)
DUMP Green Lantern (didn't see it)
MARRY Thor (sense of humor + weird Loki sexual chemistry)
DO: Chris Hemsworth (bonus points if Loki joins in)
DUMP: Ry-Ry
MARRY: Chris Evans
This is impossible! Sorry but I'm gonna do all 3 of them as often as I can so I guess that means I'm going to have to become a Morman. These guys are all irresistible for their own very special reasons.
Do: Ryan Reynolds
Dump: Chris Evans (sorry, he's hot but loses points for being a coke addict irl)
Marry: Chris Hemsworth because goddamn he is fine. He seems like he'd be down for some kinky shiz, too.
This is like Sophie's Choice! How can one man be expected to choose?!?!
Dude this is SO MUCH WORSE than what that Sophie person was whining about. She didn't know what real loss was. Real loss is the sight of Ryan Reynolds in a dumpster, his perfectly chiseled abs covered with banana peels and scraps of lettuce and sadness, so much sadness.
I know I'm in the minority here but these guys are too muscular for my taste. Can i do and marry Loki instead?
Do: Chris Evans
Dump: Chris Hemsworth
Marry: Ryan Reynoldsssss
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