Today I'd rather be...
... crashing Christian's pool party
to wish him a happy 38th birthday.
I'd rather bypass the phone and go straight to blowing bubbles up his trunks but whatever, we take what we can. Happy birthday, Batman! Happy birthday, Bateman! I still love you, Dickie. Even if you've proven yourself a bit humorless slash insane the past couple of years. If you were a sane person you wouldn't have made American Psycho such a eye-bugging spectacular. And I don't even mean just your ass.
There's not really much left for me to do with Christian to wish him a happy birthday at this point, I've done it all before. I've listed my favorite performances, I've cluttered the internet with every frame of his cinema-changing Psycho nakedness (I divide Cinematic Male Nudity into B.B. (Before Bateman) and A.B. (After Bateman). So uh... here are a bunch of pictures I haven't posted before from movies not named American Psycho. I guess that'll do. Hit the jump.
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3 comments:
i think his hottest look is 'laurel canyon!' lol.
wow, christian bale could be very good looking if he wants to when he's not playing insane characters.....
Too bad he has such a lousy attitude. I bet he is a real d-bag even though I like some of his movies.
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