I Am Link

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--- Battle of the Bears - Billy Bob Thornton is really spoiling the multiplied sexiness of this news, but he and Thomas Jane and James Marsden have signed on to a movie called Red Machine where it will be them versus a bear! Oh wait, not this kind of a bear? Damn, the news just gets less and less sexy.

--- Mitty Meets Wiig - Hrm, I dunno how much I like this news of Kristen Wiig signing on the be "the girl" in a Ben Stiller comedy. Granted it's a new version of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, a story I've always had affection for, but no doubt he'll dumb it down since that's what he's always doing. (Unless we're speaking about the rare appearance of Greenberg-isn Ben Stiller, which we hope.) Anyway hopefully there's something for Wiig to do here other than be "the girl." She's past that now, ain't she?

--- Tarnished Gold - Ha, I am loving Joe's new Tumblr This Had Oscar Buzz, where he reminds us of the nonsense of Oscar seasons past. Riding in Buzz with HA HA HA HA HA, lol.

--- Sexy and Starving - Jennifer Lawrence (should I quit trying to make "JLaw" happen? her name has so many letters, y'all, I'm already sick of typing it) looks hot on this poster for The Hunger Games, which... well Katniss really shouldn't look this hot. But whatever. Who wants to look at icky starving people anyway? 

--- Giant Tumble - Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Killer has been pushed like forever away, from June of this year until March of next. People would have been more enthusiastic about the trailer if they hadn't released it like five seconds after the Dark Knight Rises trailer, ya big bunch of dummies. This has had the effect of putting a big question mark around Arthur and Lancelot, that fantasy movie set to star Game of Thrones' sexy depressive Jon Snow aka Kit Harington and that Joel Kinnman person (also sexy, depressive not sure about), which was going to come out on the day where Jack the Giant Killer now is. Since I know they weren't going to make it a gay romance between Kit and Joel, I am less upset about this then I otherwise would've been.

--- Super Junk - These pictures of Henry Cavill at the airport probably don't deserve their own post, but I will link to them at JJ anyway because damn that ass.

--- Wind Under Wings - I love this - there's a screening of classic 80s weepie Beaches happening on January 28th here in NYC being billed as a "Cry Along"! How great is that? I do wish it were a double-bill with Bette Midler's Stella though, because as we all know, I cannot get enough of Stella.

--- Hey Hey Haywire - I wrote up my thoughts on Steven Soderbergh's new movie Haywire earlier this week, and now you can compare and contrast them with my viewing partner Nathaniel in his review at Towleroad. I liked it more, and not only because I don't have a thing against yellow.

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