Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Do Dump Or Marry - Katniss' Couch Friends


I think once we get to the second Hunger Games film Catching Fire and we have our Finnick Odair we'll probably do one of these again proper-like with Katniss' dueling loves Gale (Liam Hemsworth) and Peeta (Josh Hutcherson) - because Finnick is really where it's at, ya know - but until then, this will probably have to do for a Hunger-themed do dump or marry. In this new picture from the movie (via) we have Katniss' super stylist Cinna, played by Lenny Kravitz, we have Katniss' mentor and constant drunkard Haymitch Abernathy, played by Woody Harrelson, and we have the aforementioned dough-boy and endlessly devoted sweetheart Peeta Mellark played by Hutcherson.

Do Dump or Marry in the comments!


Joe Reid said...

This seemed easier than it's turned out to be. MARRY Peeta/Hutcherson, obvs. The age discrepancy will work itself out over time. Christopher Isherwood and all that.

I think I'm saying I'll DO Lenny Kravitz as Cinna, partly because he's still a hot piece, and partly because I have heard just about enough of people bashing this casting choice. HE IS A PERFECT CINNA.

Leaving me to DUMP Woody, even though he was looking fiiiine as recently as "Rampart." But that hair, dude. That hair.

The Bloody Munchkin said...

I feel all old and pervy thinking about marrying or doing The Hutch because i still watch Little Manhattan on cable and I just can't reconcile that, so I'll have to dump him.

Which means I'll have to do Harrelson (with my closed because the hair! Ga!)

And that leaves marrying Kravitz, as i regal him with stories of the two times I've seen him in concert while looking into his pretty face, trying to ignore the nose ring.

Jon said...

I'd dump Lenny Kravitz. I'm no fan of his music and I hear he has really bad body odor. So, dump him.

I'd do Hutcherson - he's too adorable not to.

Which leaves me marrying Woody Harrelson. Once we're married, then I can convince him to cut that damn hair.

John T said...

Do Kravitz, because he's totally plowable.

Marry Hutcherson because adorable and he'll get older eventually.

Which means dumping the double Oscar nominee.

Anonymous said...

I'll MARRY Peeta, since we're actually very close in age and he's a total sweetheart (plus he can bake me all kinds of delicious cookies and stuff)

I'll DUMP Haymitch just because even though I think Woody is just hot, Haymitch is a hot mess. And I don't drink much, so what would we have to talk about?

I'll DO Cinna, because he's probably amazing in the sack and maybe I'd get some free clothes and style advice out of the deal.

omg. Side note: the word verification I had to do to post this was "games". Coincidence or is there some conspiracy at work here??!!!!

Henry said...

Is it just me or does Woody Harrelson look like the butler guy in Scary Movie 2?

Anonymous said...

DO Peeta, because HOT, but I'm not seeing long lasting relationship with sad sack boy.

DUMP Harrelson, because self pitying drunks is not my thing. And the hair.

MARRY Cinna, because he'd go shopping with me and I'd always look fabulous. And if I get tired of him, he'll have me looking so fab it won't be hard to find someone else.

Wyatt Renfro said...

This is a breeze. I was DO Hutcherson, because I had a crush on him since he was not chosen as the new Spider-Man. That audition video sold me.

I would DUMP Harrelson. I think he is a great actor, but you can't bone a stoner. He probably couldn't get it up.

I would MARRY lenny Kravitz in a heaterbeat. Are you kidding me? That beautiful Nubian brother. Put a ring on it! Halleloo!

Anonymous said...

Do Haymitch because occasionally I like to get nasty.
I'd marry Peeta and wear his precious little self out all the time in the bed.
Dump Cinna.