I read this at the end of last week but never got around to commenting - did you see what Bret Easton Ellis had to saw, via tweet, about the terrible idea that is that American Psycho remake? Via BD:
"I have warned Lionsgate that I will not approve a new version of 'American Psycho' unless it stars Scott Disick or Miles Fisher."
The less said about Disick the better (god I hate even repeating his name a second time, as if I stand upon a precipice and if it gets uttered a third time that ghoul will apparate in front of me), and if you don't know who he is consider yourself one of the blessed and do not bother figuring it out, you'll just be sad once you know. But the second name has the exact opposite effect upon me. Miles Fisher, Miles Fisher, Miles Fisher! He can apparate in front of me any time.
You ought to recall he's already done the Bateman thing with that music video of his back in the day - if not, go watch it, it's a lot of fun. He was recently seen in the latest greatest Final Destination movie as well as hilariously mushing together that murderous franchise with Saved By The Bell in yet another terrific music video. Basically we adore Miles, and we would watch an American Psycho remake with him in it in a hot minute. I mean I have no faith that it could be better than the genius that Mary Harron coaxed from Christian Bale or anything, but we'd still be there. I mean...
... come on! So.... yeah... anyway.... this seems like a good time to post some pictures of Miles, doesn't it? I think it does. Let's do that!
See several more here.
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Does Miles Fisher shave his chest?
Although I hate Scott Disick as much as the next person, I think he could capture Batman's essence very easily and well. Miles Fisher, though, would be my pick also, because of the videos! And, you know, his body, face, etc.
Miles Fisher needs to stop shaving his chest ASAP.
Disick wouldn't even exist as a person without Bale's Bateman from American Psycho. He's a living parody. Both of these dudes are dead-ringers for Bale/Bateman though.
He does look like Bale, minus the crazy.
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