Pics of the Day

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I wanted to be all funny like and say hey look it's the first official pictures from The Hobbit or something like that, hardy har, and then you'd be all, Hey, that's not The Hobbit, that's most definitely the gang from Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby movie, what are you talking about, oh it was a joke, I get it now, hardy har, and then we would all laugh and laugh and while you were laughing I would reach into your wallet or purse and take a wad of money and you'd just keep laughing but then I'd wonder why you were still laughing because you've been laughing for a really long time and then the laughing would turn into coughing and blood would splatter out and hit me in the face and you'd fall to the floor and I'd scream and rush to you and I'd drop the money I stole from your wallet or purse and it would fall all in slow-motion at the same time you were falling and you'd both hit the ground at the same time and then I'd be at your side, yelling what's wrong, what's the matter, and you're shaking and sputtering and then there'd be this burst in your midsection and I'd fall over backwards and scramble away on my back thinking oh god this is it the aliens are here and they're popping out of your chest oh god oh god no no I am sorry for all my sins but then everything would get all silent like and after a pause you'd laugh and I'd see it was just your arm under your shirt or dress and not a baby alien and you were making a funny yourself because you saw me trying to steal your money and were getting me back and man that was a good one, it really truly was, you got me, but where did that blood come from... (pics via)

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