Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off To Barsoom We Go

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I think Pixar and Co. must've taken the slightly lukewarm reaction to that first John Carter of Mars trailer to heart because they have brought out the big guns for this here second official trailer. And I mean it literally, as in there are very large guns, and I mean it slang-wise as well, as in Taylor Kitsch has very large, appealing muscles. Here's the trailer, see for yourself:

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I am excited now. And I mean excited as in the movie looks way super cool, and I mean it slang-wise, as in schwing. After the jump are a bunch of exceedingly hi-def screencaps of Taylor Kitsch in his loincloth (click 'em to grow). I maintain it's still too much clothing, but I suppose it will do. (Note: It will totally do.)