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Look at that hot shit. Chris Evans, Armie Hammer and Ryan Kwanten rocking the tuxes. Those three were photographed at the same event in LA last night, looking like that, and somehow everything didn't just explode like when the Ghostbusters crossed their streams. I think it's for the best I don't live in LA. I mean even here in NYC I'm shadowing Jake around like a maniac; if I were confronted with the public spectacle seen above it'd be too much. Too much!
Anyway since there are three of them, let's do a random Do Dump or Marry! Which would you drag into the coat-check and molest amongst the hangers, which'd you shove violently into the nearest fountain like so much unwanted rubbish, and which'd you handcuff yourself to and carry off to the closest Justice of the Peace?
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Do: Hammer, non-stop until he lost that innocent face of him.
Dump: Chris Evans. I know, it's hard.
Marry: Kwanten, to have sex every single day. Because that's what married couples do, right? right?
Do: Chris Evans -UBER HOT, but probably totally stuck on himself and I could only deal with that once!
Dump: Ryan Kwanten - too weasily looking for me
Marry: Armie!!! Come on! Good looking, deep voice and a gorgeous, TALL Drink of water! I'm yours!
Do: Chris Evans. He's good for a roll in the hay, I reckon.
Dump: Ryan Kwanten. He's waaaaaay to ripped for my liking.
Marry: ARMIE. Is this even a question?
DAMMIT. Okay.
DO: Kwanten - well, Jason Stackhouse, really.
DUMP: Evans - this is painful, but has to be done.
MARRY: Hammer - he's rich, bitch!
you are so mean for this but...
Dump: Armie, in a tearful breakup
Do: Evans, because...I mean look at him
Marry: Ryan Kwanten, because I'm a true blood stan and a sucker for accents. and being married I could do him everyday
Easy-Kwanten is like a walking one night stand, so obvious about the doing. Armie Hammer is 6'5", gorgeous, a dork, and heir to a fortune. He will be coming home for keeps. So that means goodbye Chris, but give your brother my number as Armie and I will get adventurous occasionally. :)
Do: Ryan
Dump: Armie
Marry: Chris
I second Heather's sentiment.
Do Chris
Dump Ryan
Marry Armie
Easiest "Do, Dump or Marry?" ever.
I third Heather's Sentiment
This is alarmingly easy.
Do: Chris Evans. He is hot, funny and would be fun to have on the side.
Dump: Ryan Kwanten. He has a punch-me-face and is too ripped for my liking.
Marry: Armie Hammer. We could role play, I'm Maleficent and he's Prince Charming tied up and realizes what a basic chick Sleeping Beauty is. Plus he's rich and seems dorky so he deserves a permanent place in my bed.
I hate you, JA for doing this to me.
DO - Ryan Kwanten. I want to ride him while doing The Jason Stackhouse voice on me. Mmm!
DUMP - It pains me to say Chris Evans. Based on that he was not naked in "What's Your Number?" I have a chance with his gay brother, Scott anyway.
MARRY - Armie Hammer. Geez, look at the man. Jaw would drop when I have this beautiful piece of man candy on my arm.
It's hard, but I have to dump Chris Evans.
Definitely do Kwanten.
MUST marry Hammer. I can stare at that face all day, and probably massage him from head to toe...and everything in between..lol
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